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Jaime. Sixteen. Aaron. Ontario. The life I wanna live is right around the corner.

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Tuesday June 18th - 1:56pm

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Wednesday June 12th - 11:56am

"One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad."

Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love”  (via mydemisee)

This is the most accurate, beautiful thing I have ever read.

(via letthisyellowbirdfly)

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Tuesday June 11th - 10:18am

"You won’t do our things with another girl, or say the same things, will you?"
Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms 

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Tuesday May 28th - 10:55am

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Tuesday April 30th - 11:51am

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Tuesday April 30th - 11:12am

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Sunday April 14th - 11:15am

neude:


teagangiffin:


Lily


This day was so cold yet we still ventured for gelato..
My s/o knows how to take a nice photo, give his blog a scroll

neude:

teagangiffin:

Lily

This day was so cold yet we still ventured for gelato..

My s/o knows how to take a nice photo, give his blog a scroll

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Friday March 29th - 10:40am

talking-to-clouds:

Bat Orphans (x) - Australia Bat Clinic

Via: moodymarshmallow Source: talking-to-clouds

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Tuesday March 26th - 4:43pm

exstuhsy:

sadinc:

sad posts here :(

b e s t

exstuhsy:

sadinc:

sad posts here :(

b e s t

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Saturday March 23rd - 11:38am

thefrogman:

Meet Champ, The Happiest Dog in the World
Photographs by Candice Sedighan [flickr | facebook]

[h/t: unicorn-meat-is-too-mainstream]

Via: thefrogman Source: unicorn-meat-is-too-mainstream

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Wednesday March 20th - 11:54pm

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Friday March 15th - 11:49pm

not-broke-just-bent:

pedrotojal:

This will make you think about life. 

1)  The day my sister got back from the hospital after a suicide attempt. I didnt let go for about an hour.

2) Kid just found out his brother was shot and killed.

3) A Russian war veteran kneels beside the tank he spent the war in, now a monument.

4) Man sobbing at animal shelter. After being jailed briefly and his dog Buzz Lightyear impounded he couldn’t afford the $400 to get his pet back.

5) A firefighter gives water to a koala during the devastating Black Saturday bushfires that burned across Victoria, Australia, in 2009.

6) Alcoholic father with his son

7) Robert Peraza pauses at his son’s name on the 9/11 Memorial during the tenth anniversary ceremonies at the site of the World Trade Center.

8) Greg Cook hugs his dog Coco after finding her inside his destroyed home in Alabama following the Tornado in March, 2012

9) After two double lung transplants and years of battling cystic fibrosis, my good friend passed away last Saturday. This was one of the last pics taken with his mother.

Via: julie-melissa Source: pedrotojal

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Sunday March 10th - 2:21pm

frompillow:

The Dire Wolf is the sigil of your house. They were meant to have them.”

Via: fuckyeahdirewolves Source: frompillow

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Sunday March 3rd - 10:57am

ohhthosemuggles:

Kiera knightly and johnny depp selfie on set of pirates of the Caribbean. By far the greatest thing I’ve ever come across

ohhthosemuggles:

Kiera knightly and johnny depp selfie on set of pirates of the Caribbean. By far the greatest thing I’ve ever come across

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Sunday March 3rd - 10:56am

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